Greetings Monotone – I won’t be able to post regularly for the next while, I’ll be going here and there twice. I’m hoping to find an occasion to use my new digital camera, but I’m not certain of what to take a picture. I do think that I’ve figured it out sufficiently, for now. I’d found some e-mail words of wisdom and here they are:
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them … God will clean them.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your co-pilot—swap seats!
Prayer: Don’t give God instructions—just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose.
When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle the road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: “And in conclusion.”
God Himself does not propose to judge a man till he is dead. So why should you?
To make a long story short, don’t tell it.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
We were called to be witnesses.
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
A day without sunshine is like…night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
You can’t have everything…where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
If you lend someone $20 and never see him again; it was probably worth it.
If you haven’t much education you must use your brain.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Wisdom comes from good judgment and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your mouth is moving.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.